Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, the are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one that is brave enough to climb to the top of the tree.
Now men,,,,, men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the stuffing out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.